Then, the same lady pulled off my shirt while another one of the dancing ladies put a grass skirt on me. Then, perhaps the most attractive of the dancers went up behind me and put on these coconut-shell bras. Very embarrassing, especially since I knew that Julie would now have blackmail material against me at her will…
- Days 0-2 (November 23-25, 2015 – Hienghene, New Caledonia): “Very Long Haul Transiting”
- Day 3 (November 26, 2015 – Poindimie, New Caledonia): “No Privacy”
- Day 4 (November 27, 2015 – Ile des Pins, New Caledonia): “The Domestic Airport Long Haul”
- Day 5 (November 28, 2015 – Ile des Pins, New Caledonia): “Questioning Sanity”
- Day 6 (November 29, 2015 – Noumea, New Caledonia): “Festive Noumea”
- Day 7 (November 30, 2015 – Noumea, New Caledonia): “The Economic Engine of New Caledonia”
- Day 8 (December 1, 2015 – Noumea, New Caledonia): “Snakes, Turtles, and Embarrassing Dances”
- Day 9 (December 2, 2015 – Los Angeles, California): “From Hot to Cold”
